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Coast Trash Clothing
Grifty the Seal Pet Bowl
Grifty the Seal Pet Bowl
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$39.50 USD
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$39.50 USD
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You spent the day at the coast as such days are meant to be spent, letting the tide erase your footprints while the sun warmed your shoulders, the cooler collected sand, and your girl laughed at every wave that caught you unprepared. You point the car toward home at dusk, salted, sunburned, and happy with life, only to watch the temperature needle rise. Moments later, you coast to a stop beneath a hand-painted sign reading GRIFTY’S, the radiator whistling.
Grifty comes waddling from the office with his arms open, calling you “brother” before he knows your name. He listens gravely and assures you that fate has brought you to the right place. It is his first lie, though not his last. His pups scatter across the car like gulls over a dropped sandwich, while Grifty waits for your back to turn with the patience of one eyeing an unattended french fry. When you bend beneath the hood, he leans toward your girl. When you look up, he is thumping your shoulder and telling her what a remarkable man you are. Look away again, and he is asking whether she has ever considered a man with his own business. Turn back, and he is your oldest friend. All the while, his pups quietly trade the good parts in your car for older ones from the shelves.
By nightfall, the engine starts with a cough it did not have before. Grifty presents the bill, embraces you warmly, and waves at your girl longer than circumstances require. You leave with a lighter wallet, older machinery, and the growing suspicion that Grifty tried to take your money, your car parts, and your girl while making you feel unreasonable for doubting him. That is why Grifty belongs on a dog bowl. Dogs understand the arrangement. They greet you like royalty, follow you like disciples, and gaze into your eyes like soulmates, but beneath it all they are keeping careful track of the next meal. The affection may be true. Supper is truer. Grifty respects that kind of honesty.
• 32 oz capacity (946 ml)
• Double-wall stainless steel
• Anti-slip rubber base
• Food-grade safe
• Dishwasher safe after removing the rubber base
• Blank product sourced from China
Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.
Grifty comes waddling from the office with his arms open, calling you “brother” before he knows your name. He listens gravely and assures you that fate has brought you to the right place. It is his first lie, though not his last. His pups scatter across the car like gulls over a dropped sandwich, while Grifty waits for your back to turn with the patience of one eyeing an unattended french fry. When you bend beneath the hood, he leans toward your girl. When you look up, he is thumping your shoulder and telling her what a remarkable man you are. Look away again, and he is asking whether she has ever considered a man with his own business. Turn back, and he is your oldest friend. All the while, his pups quietly trade the good parts in your car for older ones from the shelves.
By nightfall, the engine starts with a cough it did not have before. Grifty presents the bill, embraces you warmly, and waves at your girl longer than circumstances require. You leave with a lighter wallet, older machinery, and the growing suspicion that Grifty tried to take your money, your car parts, and your girl while making you feel unreasonable for doubting him. That is why Grifty belongs on a dog bowl. Dogs understand the arrangement. They greet you like royalty, follow you like disciples, and gaze into your eyes like soulmates, but beneath it all they are keeping careful track of the next meal. The affection may be true. Supper is truer. Grifty respects that kind of honesty.
• 32 oz capacity (946 ml)
• Double-wall stainless steel
• Anti-slip rubber base
• Food-grade safe
• Dishwasher safe after removing the rubber base
• Blank product sourced from China
Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.
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