I'm Not Short St. Pat's Tee

March has its rules. Wear green. Drink something green. Pretend you have Irish blood, or at least intentions of an Irish goodbye.

A yearly tradition, but traditions are made to be broken.

Up front, a small parade. The Coasties crew lined up early and are ready to march in the parade. “Coast Trash” in script beneath them. 

On the back, a shamrock ring and a line that makes a defiant statement: “I’m not short, I’m just leprechaun-sized.” Equal parts charm and defiance. The kind of joke that works because it is true.

This is the one you wear when you plan to disappear into the crowd, then reappear just long enough to be remembered.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste.

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