Ophelia Stability Tee

Ophelia looks harmless because she is small. Soft fur. Pink nose. Eyes built for sympathy. That is the first mistake.

Ophelia is usually friendly. Curious. The kind of critter that minds her own business and keeps to her heap. But possums have rules. And when another animal drifts too close to what she’s claimed, she does not play. She produces a knife.

Not dramatically. Just a matter-of-fact little draw, like someone pulling a pen from a pocket. Then she sets the blade to the stone and starts sharpening. Calmly. Patiently. The message is not loud, but it is clear.

I HAVE STABILITY
(ABILITY TO STAB)

It is cute. It is funny. And it is also a warning.

This shirt is for the person who does not start trouble, but finishes the conversation if it comes to that. For the one who smiles, stays polite, and still protects what is theirs. For anyone who has ever watched someone get a little too bold and thought, “Try it.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste.

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